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Joke of the Day
"Just flew in from a masturbation convention... Man my arm is tired."
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"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"
"Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately."
"A little girl asked her father ""Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"" And he replied ""No there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"""
"What do you call a group of nit picky redditors? A headache."
"Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets? They take the senor discount."
"Kudos to therapists for resisting the natural urge to top other people's problems."
"I've just been to the hospital where the doctor told me my DNA was backwards. And?"
"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store? Only a Sith deals in Absolut."
"This guy was so computer illiterate... When told to turn on a computer, he asked where he's supposed to rub it. :P"