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Joke of the Day
"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"
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"Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter."
"Drove my son to school only to realize there was a 2 hour late start. I should have dressed him warmer. He looked cold, sitting on the curb."
"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."
"You know why you can't scare a gay guy? Because they're not fucking pussies"
"The best joke about Kim Jong Un [removed]"
"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""
"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."
"Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we're all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his."
"When someone on the bus wants your seat, what should you say? If you were me, will you let me have your seat? If he answer no, don't let him sit. If he answer yes, you don't even need to move."