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Joke of the Day

"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"

"How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware? Potato!"

"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds."

"I love indie movies Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes"

"The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward's anger."

"Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot."

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW"