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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat."
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"What's the difference between a Grayhound station and a lobster who got a boob job? Ones a crusty ass bus station, the other is a busty ass crustacean."
"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."
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"Little Shop of Horrors should have taken place in Russia. Because in Soviet Russia plant eats you!"
"Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA ""mama""."
"Eggs What does an embryo say when it's serious? No yolk!"
"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"
"Hooters is starting a home delivery service. It's called Knockers."
"Deathbed confession Me: We're bankrupt Him: What? How? Me: I lied about being able to fold fitted sheets. I bought new ones every time"