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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes."
Next Joke
"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."
"What is a wolf's favourite dance move? The Shuffle ... pack of wolves."
"A father asks his child, ""Could you please stop listening to Korean music?"" ""K, pop."""
"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."
"Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: "".......and ninthly..."""
"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."
"What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit? Post on Sundays."
"Went to the opticians today leaving with them telling me my eye sight is better than 20/20. So when I say you look like a C*NT, i think i know what i'm talking about."
"What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling"