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Joke of the Day
"Just got added to a list called ""people."" Glad I made that cut."
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"Just told a shop owner that the customer is always wrong. When she tried to correct me, she exploded."
"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."
"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."
"sorry ladies, just changed my Facebook relationship status from ""Single"" to ""Costco Member"""
"OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you. Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no."
"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad."
"I got busted visiting Texas. For trying to smuggle in books. Luckily, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books."
"What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file."
"Why did the console peasants walk across the road? To render the building on the other side."