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Joke of the Day

"I think Head & Shoulders should have a body wash line called Knees & Toes"

"Did I ever tell you about how I lost my job at Tropicana? I couldn't concentrate."

"What do bisexuals use for transportation? Bicycles."

"Geese just call them bumps."

"I treat my wife the same way I treat a bottle of ketchup... I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can."

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."

"So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash. I suppose he had bad *karma*"

"""Harry Potter"" branded condoms. ""Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you're Slytherin in her chamber of secrets""."

"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"

"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."