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Joke of the Day

"I think Head & Shoulders should have a body wash line called Knees & Toes"

"Ads can get you laid Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared."

"Why are most runners single? At best they're ASICS."

"Wife. I'm going to bed. Me. Nooo! Don't leave me alone with the fridge."

"Mom 1: My son loves gluten free chips. Mom 2: Asher eats everything organic. Me: My son had a chocolate donut and a booger for breakfast."

"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."

"There's a difference between having a unique name and a regular name that's spelled wrong."

"Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint; the phone rings,and he jumps up shouting: ""Oh Shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""

"I just gave my cat a bath. Your move Satan."

"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""