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Joke of the Day
"If your clock strikes thirteen, what time is it? Time to get a new clock."
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"Why is there so much ""twang"" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding."
"Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on."
"Why did the butcher get fired? For bringing home the bacon."
"Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it"
"Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?"
"They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it."
"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"
"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"
"HUGE shout out to Will Smith! With out him we never would have survived the alien attack in '96. Happy Independence Day!"