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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on."
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"What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria"
"What do you call a loud group of Cowboys? A Reckon-ing."
"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""
"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"
"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"
"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"
"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. Not only was I embarrassed it cost me more than $50 in stamps."
"This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?"
"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."