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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars."
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"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass"
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"Me: hey squirrel, dnt steal d pigeon's food, the eggs are about to hatch S: u stole a cake frm ur roomate Me: Me: here, take the eggs too"
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist fuck."
"Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen"
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"Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don't enjoy them. Plz understa"
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"Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back"