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Joke of the Day

"I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth"

"I wanted to get into the right mood for my essay about american patriotism.. so i shouted at my essay ""You Essay"", ""You Essay"", ""YOU ESSAY"""

"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."

"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""

"I hate jokes about strings. Come on guys they're knot funny."

"Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope."

"What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot."

"I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation."

"The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . . It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face"

"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"