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Joke of the Day
"Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!"
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"In the days before the Internet... did black people watch Cops to see what their family and friends were up to?"
"Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says ""open wide"" & starts making airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date"
"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."
"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."
"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"
"Just got a job working in a full size cuckoo clock. It's not great, but it gets me out the house."
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."
"Trunk dweeting. BRB"