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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross the road without having his motive questioned? Now let me just... exit through that conveniently placed door.."

"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."

"There once was a guy drawing blood... ...he used a pencillin."

"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"when I was a kid, our family was very poor.... I remember when my dad was cutting onions and our whole family was crying. poor onions. he was such a good dog"

"facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces"

"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"

"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."