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Joke of the Day
"Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s"
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"A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree and a cougar can carry something half her age to bed."
"If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine."
"They say that it requires fewer muscles to smile than to frown... How many muscles are needed to not give a fuck?"
"Thought I was having a good hair day. Mother Nature likes to keep my ego in check though. She's really good at that."
"People that are into beastieality. Are fucking animals."
"One time i asked a guy what he was majoring in and he said women's studies... I then said, why are you in women's studies? You study women all the time!"
"Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind."
"autism awareness day A day for people with autism to be aware they have autism"
"Well well well, if isn't the girl who gave me cooties in third grade..."