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Joke of the Day
"A strange sense of humor. Surprisingly, but the long walks on the moor very breathtakingly."
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"When you use a stranger's phone charger, you're charging with everyone they've ever charged with."
"Basically if your movie trailer features a close-up of a glass of rippling water I'm assuming that your movie will have dinosaurs."
"What's the difference between donald trump and a bucket of shit? the bucket"
"TRUE STORY Just made this restaurant change its ""All you can drink Brunch"" Policy."
"What kinda meat does a priest eat on Friday? nun"
"So a dyslexic man walks into a rab."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding. He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."
"Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game."