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Joke of the Day
"How do frogs die? They kermit sucide"
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"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."
"My niece was fired from the chicken farm today She was caught poaching eggs"
"What is a bachelor's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something"
"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"
"UK Scientist: We've engineered a new species of cyanobacteria U.S. scientist: We've made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier"
"I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"
"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."