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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your whole day, while anal sex makes your hole weak."

"What did the tight vagina say to the loose vagina? Nothing - its lips were sealed."

"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."

"im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's bakery product support forums back in the early '00s"

"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A Flat Miner."

"For once in my life, I'd just want to feel wanted; even if it means robbing a bank."

"The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow and it was stolen... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee!"

"The Presidential Election for 2016 is like a blunt pencil. Pointless."

"A poop joke. How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was? Duty. Honor."

"What policy do the pro-Russia rebels have on gay recruits? Donetsk, don't tell."