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Joke of the Day
"Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury him in a little tin coffin with his name on it."
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"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"
"Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless."
"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."
"Uzbekistan Travel Advice In Samarkand some are kind and some are cunts."
"[job interview] ""You wrote here your biggest weakness is not knowing what irony means."" ""Ironic isn't it? Is it? I don't know."""
"What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman? El trapo."
"A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."
"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"