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Joke of the Day

"When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? When they lose their haunting licenses."

"If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me, I'd say skin."

"If grandmas had an award ceremony, what would it be called? The Grammy's"

"I always buy pre-written cards for people I dislike. If I'm going to lie about my feelings, it may as well be a lie written by someone else."

"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."

"There was two muffins. They were put in the oven One muffin says to the other muffin, ""wow its hot in here!"" The other muffin said ""WHOAH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out? A piece of gum, you pervert!"

"Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe."

"What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers. Christians are horrible drivers."

"I made a joke about periods the other day It was bloody awful"