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Joke of the Day

"Why do gyms produce the best Rebels? Because of all the resistance training"

"Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair."

"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."

"if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover"

"My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I'll be on a short leash though so I won't run off into the woods like last time."

"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"*shitting pants, crying, missing my shoe* yoga instructor: you need to leave me: oh is this not child's pose?"

"What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin"

"I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy."

"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."