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Joke of the Day

"Do you know any sodium jokes? Na."

"Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled."

"This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over."

"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"

"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"

"ME (a ghost): You know how Bill Nye used to say ""don't try this at home""? Well, I did, and he kicked in the door and shot me in the face."

"Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole."

"So my girlfriend got a new tattoo...... Of a seashell located on her inner thigh, and the best part is if you place your ear next to it you can smell the ocean."

"So I went to a feminist picnic the other day. It was great, but no one would make me a sandwich."

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"