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Joke of the Day

"How much...? How much dick could a dik-dik lick if a dik-dik could lick dick?"

"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."

"A small boy got lost at a baseball game... He went up to a police officer and said: ""I've lost my dad."" ""What's he like?"" asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, ""Beer and women."""

"When someone asks how I feel, I always answer ""Squishy and like I've done something wrong"""

"We grew up so poor we could only play Dungeons."

"Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong."

"At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open."

"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dav."

"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"

"Man walks into a tavern. Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, ""You can't be back here."" Man says, ""It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."""