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Joke of the Day

"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."

"Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma."

"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""

"What's the most popular pickup line in gay bars? Can I push your stool in?"

"What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction."

"What do you call a prostitue from Maui? ""Hana Ho"""

"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me."

"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."

"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"

"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."