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Joke of the Day

"""If anyone has any reason Kim & Kanye should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."" -Taylor Swift's moment of revenge"

"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"What are the scariest jokes in space? Knock-Knock Jokes"

"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."

"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."

"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."

"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."

"I was at a very awkward party last night in an Igloo. I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse."

"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."

"What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist"