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Joke of the Day

"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates? He had to change his name to J3X CY4"

"Asking a girl to the barbecue. Me: ""You going to the barbecue?"" Her: ""What barbecue?"" Me: ""The one where I stick my meat on your grill."""

"Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy? He was too far out man!!"

"What do you call a German tampon? A twatstika."

"Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year."

"I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google."

"I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things."

"""IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE???"" [i stand up super fast & knock myself out on the luggage compartment, requiring another doctor]"

"A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!"