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Joke of the Day

"She said she liked it doggystyle, so I sniffed her butt then peed on the carpet"

"I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system."

"What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog"

"Shortest Joke I've Ever Heard; Dwarf shortage."

"GERG: She licked ur donut? JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER! GERG: gross! JERY: she also said she ""hates america"" GERG: Donut licking traitor!"

"Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom? Their P is silent."

"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."

"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testicles (though I'm sure you smarties already got it)."

"My wife said I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."