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Joke of the Day

"A tragic kissout between police and suspects leaves over 15 innocent bystanders believing in love again"

"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"What is Robin Williams doing in heaven? Not sure, probably just hanging out."

"My tombstone will say, ""She was a people pleaser most of her life until one day she snapped and had to be taken out by the national guard."""

"What shampoo did Paul Walker use? Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who got his calculator stuck up his bum? He had to work it out with a pencil..."

"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."

"[Nsfw] What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**."

"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."