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Joke of the Day
"Why was ""C"" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because they were ""Nazis""!!!! eyyyyy :D"
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"I am a big fan of Canadian bacon... ...but I have yet to find out how they turn Americans into cheese."
"[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico Oops wrong sub"
"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"
"I have this Jewish friend. Hebrew beer for a living."
"Never give your address or date of birth to anyone on social media. Armed with this information, they could show up at your birthday party."
"Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans..."
"I don't think my inner child is ever moving out."
"Ha ha! OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! ""dude, are you gonna do this every time you rearrange the furniture"""
"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an Altar Boy"