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Joke of the Day

"Interrupting Cow Red: Knock Knock Dit: Who's There? Red: Interrupting Cow Dit: Interrupti- Red: MOOOOOOOOOOO"

"I got in trouble in gym class, so the coach made me sit in the back, in near all the equipment. There's nothing I can do. He's really got me by the balls."

"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."

"I often ask myself ""What's wrong with me?"" and the answer is ALWAYS ""You can't drink at work"""

"What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels."

"I started dating a psychiatrist. Now I'm afraid of commitment."

"Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up! He's Never Gonna Give You Up"

"I cant use facebook cuz everyone making popular comment I wish I thought of first, like ""thank God it Friday!"" or ""Im pregnant of baby"""

"I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. ""Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."""

"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"