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Joke of the Day
"I was frozen down to absolute zero yesterday... Don't worry, I was 0K."
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"so i learned recently that fruit is good for the colon... thus a homosexual's must be exceptionally healthy"
"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."
"I went to an ice hockey game at the local leper colony There was a face off in the corner"
"I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's sex toys all come to life too. The theme song should still be ""You got a friend in me""."
"I was informed last week that ""cheat day"" does not mean what I thought it did. In related news: Baby, sit down. I have to tell you somethin"
"Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. ""Just leave, before they change their mind."""
"My friend told me I was smart enough to be the next Isaac Newton... Well Newton died a lonely virgin so clearly I'm doing something right"
"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."
"What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon? tenish."