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Joke of the Day

"I the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish."

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"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"
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"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"
"Pharmacist: ""That'll be $97."" Long pause. We both bust out laughing. ""Have a good day, comrade."" he says, handing me the prescription."
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