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Joke of the Day

"I the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish."

"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."

"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."

"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."

"Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug? Crack Rock."

"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"

"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun he says ""Which one of you bastards fucked my wife?"" and a small voice from the back of the room says ""You haven't got enough bullets"""

"""Look man, I swear to you, as god as my witness..."" [God appears from behind dumpster] ""I ain't coverin for u anymore Larry, you owe me $30"""