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Joke of the Day

"[white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions? *Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*"

"Why do the police hate teenage fireflies? They never stop lighting up."

"Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot."

"I've decided my left testicle is my favorite It's more down to earth.."

"Why are they called One Direction? Looks to me like they go both ways."

"What do truck drivers and porn stars have in common? They both get paid by the load."

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+Esh"

"Just saw a lady saying grace over her salad. Lettuce pray."

"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... JK Rowling"