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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a lady saying grace over her salad. Lettuce pray."
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"How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world."
"There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*."
"What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A diabetic who's been struck by lightning."
"What's the difference between traffic and strawberries? You can eat strawberry jam."
"Best period joke ever ."
"does anyone know what to do if you carve a pumpkin that is too scary. i cant go in my kitchen"
"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes but I thought it was mine!"
"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"