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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Itallian hooker? A pasta-tuite!"
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"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."
"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"
"My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous."
"Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman"
"I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on How to live life to the full with a 2 inch penis'. The librarian says, ""That ones just in."""
"I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard."
"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."
"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"