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Joke of the Day

"Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku: Eating chipotle. They messed up my order... Again I will die alone"

"Glass coffins - will they catch on? Remains to be seen!"

"Did you hear about the fire on the Indian reservation? It was intense."

"[at wine tasting] Hmm yes, very good. a slight smokey undertone. ""Sir, you just put your cigarette in your wine"" Strong smokey undertone"

"What do you call a foreskin found on a crime scene? Circumcisional evidence."

"Dark humor is like a children's cancer ward... It never gets old."

"Just place a STUDENT DRIVER sticker on top of your car, and suddenly no one suspects you of drunk driving at 8am."

"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""

"Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz? He took her for granite."

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon? Tennish"