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Joke of the Day
"Why can't witches get pregnant? Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!"
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"Spoiler: Ramsay Bolton wouldn't be a good employer... Because he killed Osha."
"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"
"If Jesus invested $1 dollar when He was alive, it would have grown into $100 trillion dollars today. But that's the thing about Jesus, He didn't invest, He saved."
"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !"
"Don't buy a low-quality mirror. It would reflect poorly on you."
"Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China"
"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."
"Life is that reality show character wearing a leopard print caftan saying ""Yer either gonna love me or hate me, I just tell it like it is"""
"How does Father Christmas request a four-way at a brothel? Ho ho ho"