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Joke of the Day
"Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents"
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"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie? He was too far out, man."
"LPT: Don't trust everything you read on Facebook Unless it's the pope endorsing Trump. That definitely happened."
"one time I stuck my hand in a jar of jelly beans and when I took it out all the black one stole my rings and watch"
"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."
"What do you call 2 doctors walking together? Pair-o-Medics"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a used car sales person? The used car sales person knows they are lying."
"""You never tell me you love me,"" said my girlfriend. I said, ""That's because you never ask."" She said, ""Do you want me to?"" ""Go for it,"" I replied. She said, ""Do you love me?"" I said, ""No."""
"My friend Tommy drowned the other day... At his funeral, we placed a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."
"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."