34030

Joke of the Day

"If I could pick any super power it would be... echo sound location so I could see with my eye's closed."

"Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they"

"Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks."

"I thought I would go and help out in Africa ...turns out they have enough aids."

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."

"Next time you see your therapist, see how deep into the session you can go by only saying lyrics from Creed songs."

"I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."