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Joke of the Day

"what's going on with people who are mad at movies that last longer than 90 minutes but happily watch an entire season of TV in one day"

"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."

"FOUND: IPod Touch 4G, 32GB, white. Must be able to match the naked pics I found in the photos."

"music class i was always in trouble in music class. now i play the bass so its good."

"They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same"""

"I just bought a new weed whacker. It's cutting-hedge technology."

"Why is Beyonce always singing about going ""To the left""? Because women have no rights."

"Knock knock Who's There? Adjust. Adjust who? Adjust lost the game."

"Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball? Testicular cancer"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it's been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal"