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Joke of the Day

"Two old guys were chatting in the park. ""You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years,"" said one guy. ""What happened?"" asked the other guy. ""We met,"" sighed the first."

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"""I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again."""
"Me: How was your first day of school? 5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back?"
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"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."