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Joke of the Day

"My parents asked me if I wanted to watch Dumb and Dumber with them tonight.. When I went downstairs the debate was on."

"Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into an asshole..."

"Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange? They thought she might have been slipped a woofie."

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides? Cowboys can sit three abreast in the front seat of a pickup truck that way."

"Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes."

"Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you just plow thru Uranus because it's all gas. I cannot respond maturely."

"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."

"I got arrested... I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."