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Joke of the Day

"If Twitter has taught me anything in 6 years, it's ""that"" is the most unnecessary word in the English language."

"My wife refused to do anal. She said she had a Boo-T-I."

"The squiggly red lines in Word documents are your computer's allergic reaction to dumb."

"Dear Google, It's *You're,not ""Your"" https://gyazo.com/96cc1d47896deae8c436aa8afb56f36b"

"Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.."

"How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit."

"here is a joke said no german ever"

"How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?"

"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."

"My girlfriend likes to call my dick ""The Cannon"" because it has a short fuse and only one ball."