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Joke of the Day

"I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd"

"Sad to think it's been three years since Notorious B.I.G. would have died of heart disease anyway."

"Wife told me to stop obsessing over monkeys I thought she was joking, then I saw her face"

"Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol"

"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"

"What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord? A-minor"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."

"BRUTUS: hail Caesar *draws knife* CEASAR: not this time *hands Brutus an Uno ""reverse"" card* B: SHIT ROMAN SENATE:*stabs Brutus to death*"

"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"

"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."