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Joke of the Day

"I went to an airport the other day. As I was about to catch a plane, I thought ""My dog would be proud."""

"A builder came up to me. He said, ""Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"" ""Yes,"" I said. ""You just have to balance it on a flat surface."""

"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"

"Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing."

"*Pops up from the backseat as you're driving* *Duct tapes your neck to the head rest* Now, why are you telling people I'm crazy?!!"

"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."

"Two chicken are gossiping... And one of them says to the other: ""You know Brad?"" ""Yeah."" ""He's a total dick."""

"I like musical instruments that you blow into. They're pretty... *Breathtaking*"

"People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous."

"Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal"