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Joke of the Day

"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep."

"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Why did the raisin go to the police? Because, he was a grape victim."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the ""F"" out of way."

"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"

"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."

"My Thai girlfriend said to me that a tiny penis should't be a problem in a relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"I think ""So do you come here often?"" is a valid pick-up line. I don't want a girl who's drinking 7 martinis everyday."

"How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room? He will tell you."

"Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own"