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Joke of the Day

"Why did everyone think that the proctologist was a great fighter? Because he was really good at talking shit...."

"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"

"Did you hear about the hooker that went to the bank for a loan? She just needed something to get her by until she could get back on her back"

"'Tell me you want me' he ordered. 'I want you' she said. 'Now tell me you need me.' 'I need you' she sighed. She hated calling tech support."

"What's 9+10 21"

"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"

"Did you hear they found life on Mars? But, Curiosity killed the cat."

"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."

"*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."