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Joke of the Day

"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."

"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."

"If you read a text in front of the mirror three times, I will appear and help you analyze it."

"what most people dont know is that you can use the trick or treat system to get large amounts of candy for free"

"Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too"

"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."

"I just had a brush with Death Is it weird to name your toothbrush?"

"What does the mafia and a girls pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in shit!"

"It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes"