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Joke of the Day
"What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common? No solo."
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"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline"
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"How did Jesus feel after the Romans killed him? He felt pretty cross."
"I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today. it's impossible to put down."
"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"
"Tell me your best one-liner. I'll start. Scientists have discovered that diarrhea runs in the genes."
"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"
"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."
"Say what you want about my sex life... I'm not having it."