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Joke of the Day

"Walked out the pub the other night and seen a bloke at the end of the road with a broken down car. I said ""what's the matter mate?"" he said ""piston broke"" I said ""so am I!"" and stumbled home."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints."

"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"

"What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners? Baked Beans."

"Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!"

"I'm just waiting for a bold, courageous restaurant that IS responsible for lost or stolen items."

"If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry."

"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"My friend's crazy, he left a bunch of chocolate balls on the floor in his cat's litter box, they're not that good."