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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight rises."
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"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"
"Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !"
"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"
"TIL 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions."
"I'm not racist! I have like 3 friends! And five of them are black."
"My wife slapped me when I told her I'm buying her a puppy for Christmas. I thought she'd be excited to hear that she's getting a little husky..."
"Does killing time damage eternity?"
"Sad news from the Nestle chocolate factory. A man was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolate. Apparently every time he shouted: ""The Milky Bars are on me!"" his workmates just cheered."
"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""