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Joke of the Day
"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."
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"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"
"Why is it that when your dog brings you things he's killed it's cute, but when I do it we have to get the police involved?"
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
"This election year I vote for Seroquel Because I'm Antipsychotic"
"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."
"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."
"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."
"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus."